Papa (pronounced PaanPaan) who is currently in IITK, has an infinite number of children, three rings lost, virgin mothers and convoluted family tree thus spoke divine and all his sermons were memorized by his infinite kids. He has a long list of short sentences which when spoken in any order are hysterical, however if spoken in correct order one might get a wrong idea about his personality so that would be avoided. JJ is maintaining that list and will be put up soon.
More should be written about order of things and order of preferences of papa. Now, anyone who has ever met papa will know of his affinity for both Rajshree and cunt in his heart and his mouth. Which goes where and which is preferred first is an objectionable question because that might also answer how he could ever touch it, taste it, lose a ring in it but never make love to it.
Papa's biggest strength is intuition. His intuition is so strong that he can get the answer to any numerical problem correct upto 6 decimal places just by staring at it for exactly 3.197642 seconds no matter the language. We are in the process to prove that his IQ, like the number of his children is infinite. While that waits to be proved, some of us feel that his so divine short stories that only we get to listen should be shared with everyone.
Now that the IIT curriculum is coming to an end and we will all be going our own way, we like to dedicate this blog to him, to his stories and to all the good time we have and we will continue to have with papa.
Papa we all love you.
Papa you rock.
Etop Hall 1
IIT Kanpur
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now we really know why tau is named tau.. :P
ReplyDeleteAfter Such an Introduction I can hardly hear what I'm going to say.
ReplyDeleteHe is at an age where his back goes out more than he do...........
ReplyDeletegood one. finally Papayana introduced in tau's words. ...
ReplyDeletebut...how can u lack CONFIDENCE ??, mate.
Awesome!! Papa rocks!
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